
The nice thing about war is that the person who kills you really has nothing against you. Personally.
A WWII military pilot makes a valiant effort to be certified insane in order to be excused from flying missions. But there's a catch.

Capt. John Yossarian

Col. Cathcart

Maj. Danby

Capt. Nately

Dr. "Doc" Daneeka

Lt. Col. Korn